What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:47
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
What are some great short jokes?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
No way
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...